![]() Two of the eight ballerinas on the television are also apparently mentally handicapped, since they wince in pain at the same time that he experiences a painful noise. When it occurs to him that the ballerinas should not be handicapped, his idea is immediately interrupted by the mental handicap radio in his ear. Since George is naturally quite intelligent, he must wear a mental handicap radio in his ear it torments him with a variety of sharp noises every twenty seconds or so, so that he is never able to think too hard. George Bergeron and Hazel Bergeron are watching ballerinas on television, all of whom are weighted down with sash-weights and bags of birdshot so that their dancing is not too beautiful. The United States Constitution mandates this equality in the 211th, 212th, and 213th Amendments, and the law is enforced by Diana Moon Glampers, the Handicapper General. ![]() ![]() It is the year 2081, and all people have been made 'equal' through the use of physical and mental handicaps. ![]()
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